Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
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Vincenzo Santorini from Atlantis Disney by Magic and Mischief Cosplay
(Source: kamikame-cosplay)
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Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space
more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.
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Books really go off on them little pages wish I knew how to read
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humaine holidays according to cat
february 14: forbidden chocolotes & chomp flower day
march 12: food is 1 hour late day
april 1: forbidden chocolotes day no. 2
july 4: hide under bed night
octobor 31: forbidden chocolotes & doorbell night
november 5: food is 1 hour early day
november 22: pls give turkey im dyinge day
december 25: box & paper day
december 31: hide under bed night no. 2
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can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
(Source: greelin)
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BLACK JOY.
Love this
This shit here is a must watch.
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This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing
Just fine.
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